Posted 2 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

You were the star in a sea of space

You were the glass of water after a long race

You were the fruit at the top of the tree

You were ravioli

I love you ravioli

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Posted 18 hours ago

takino-pony:

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

These are gold.

Posted 20 hours ago

dropped my MONSTER CONDOM for my MAGNUM DONG

(Source: virusexe)

Posted 20 hours ago

zitsandbutts:

karateprom on you couch taking pictures of the back of your head right back at you.

you gonna get cut
Posted 21 hours ago
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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

(Source: a-torv)

Posted 23 hours ago

didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

Posted 23 hours ago

zitsandbutts on yo couch takin selfies and pics of your cat

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zitsandbutts:

Gambino in a week though.